my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
I was listening to a compilation video of team radios. Why did I never hear this one before?!
[last lap of the race]
Sergio Perez: I lost power! No power! No power!
Engineer: [a little panicked] Go to the finish line. Keep pushing. Go to the line! Keep pushing!
Sergio: [laughs]…I was joking!
A bit later the engineer replies “You’re a *************.”